Pedophile

Pedophiles, often shortened to pedos, are sick fucks (most commonly middle-aged men) who want to have sex with kids. This act is called pedophilia, and anyone who wants to participate in it is wrong in the head.

Pedophiliuuuh!
Online, pedos like to hang out on the deep and dark webz where there's loads of other fucked-up shit, mostly on the dark web. However, there are some pedo sites on the surface web, but they're small in number, quickly taken off the Internet, and somewhat difficult to access once you've found them. Normally, these sites are *chans, like 144chan and 180chan, but could come in other forms like "blogs".

I'm so pedophile.
In real life, it's much harder to find pedos in action. You likely won't just happen upon some guy in the park giving it to a 7-year-old on a bench because pedos, despite their insanity, can be very crafty and stealthy. All the years ago, white tint-window vans with the painted-on phrase "free candy" were the greatest way for pedos to capture their prey. Now since the white van has become the infamous mark of the pedo, they don't use that tactic anymore as it's become too obvious that it's a child trap. It's almost as if children have evolved the knowledge of what the white van means through the generations.