16-year-old girl

As the "lover" of the Internet, the typical 16-year-old girl is that one girl who'd pine to get fucked by some anime guy with whom she "fell in love". Of course, she has a Tumblr, Gooogle+, DeviantART, or other shitty social media account that she uses to post her weird-ass fan art and/or fic.

WEEB GET OUT
Probably the best way to start this list off is by mentioning the weeaboo girl who won't shut the fuck up about any anime she likes. Whenever she's around, you can't help but think to yourself, "Oh God, it's her again. I can only wonder what she's going to talk about today." even though it's no question what she'll talk about. As sure as America's youth is stupider than ever, she goes on talking about some shit you don't care about.

uhh fuck
Well, since that basically sums up every (...) 16-year-old girl evar, there's nothing else we can add.